Dan Landis' Top Five Tips for Olympics and Desperation Week

Hello Gentle Readers, 

I just realized that the Olympics are a perfect time to meet new people, and a chance for my single readers to reach out and touch someone. Maybe a couple of times.

I don't judge.

That’s right, folks, we only have a week before Singles Awareness Day kicks in. And it's only right that the guy who knows a couple things about reaching out and touching someone, should be the one to talk you through this special time. 

This isn't him. This is Chris Winters. 

He also knows a thing or two about 

reaching out and touching someone.

The Baer and I

Hello Gentle Readers, 

I have a confession to make. I keep killing my best friend. 

That's him. I sent him over Niagara Falls 

and he kept the hat on the entire time.

 Today is the birthday of one of the nearest and dearest people in my life, The Dave Baer. 

He's the one on the left.

Somebody's Getting Married!

Hello Gentlereaders,

I'm often asked: What's the best way to maintain a healthy relationship? My answer: Meet a girl, don't date her for twelve years, find her again and then date, get engaged and get married within 12 months.

Oh, I should probably explain. I'm getting married today.

Let's just go ahead and play this song.