The Baer and I

Hello Gentle Readers, 

I have a confession to make. I keep killing my best friend. 

That's him. I sent him over Niagara Falls 

and he kept the hat on the entire time.

 Today is the birthday of one of the nearest and dearest people in my life, The Dave Baer. 

He's the one on the left.

Somebody's Getting Married!

Hello Gentlereaders,

I'm often asked: What's the best way to maintain a healthy relationship? My answer: Meet a girl, don't date her for twelve years, find her again and then date, get engaged and get married within 12 months.

Oh, I should probably explain. I'm getting married today.

Let's just go ahead and play this song.

Dan Landis' Five Top Tips On Relationships (As Taught By Monsters)

Hello Gentle Readers,

So, I took a girl to see Beauty and the Beast the stage show recently. Because if there's one thing chicks love, it's getting to wear fancy digs and go out on the town.

And if you can take her dancing, you have it MADE!

And, I was going to write up an article about the whole experience since it worked so well in the past. But, then I ended up having the following conversation with fictional character Dan Landis

This is not Dan Landis.This is Chris Winters.

He makes this look good.