- It must be achievable. I can’t tap-dance on the moon, I’m sorry. I’m also broke, so don’t tell me to take a trip around the world doing a silly dance.
- It must be legal. This should go without saying, but I’m going to say it. I’m not getting arrested because the Internet told me to.
- It must be FUN! I don’t have enough fun in my life, and frankly the world could use a boost of happiness!
Now for the important part: PRIZES!
Each of the twelve comment suggestion winners will get a signed copy of either “The Five Santas” or “Cult of Koo Kway”, your choice.