Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Who needs a relationship? Have a book instead!

Hello Gentle Readers,

Are you unhappy? Frustrated? Dissatisfied with your current lot in life?

Need a hug?

Well, I have the perfect solution for you! Buy a book!


Are you suffering post-Christmas blues? Want a holly-jolly pick-me-up?

Putting the merry back in murder! 
You can buy it here!

Want a romantic mystery set at a quaint bed and breakfast? 

Bad ideas should always serve breakfast in bed. 
You can buy it here!

Need a little excitement in your life? 
 
It's just not fun without a big bang. 
You can buy it here!

And at the end of the day, sometimes it's fun to just curl up with a weird little book. 

Crazy just adds to the flavor. 
You can buy it here!

People may come and go, but books are forever. And more importantly, you can set them down and come back, and pick back up like nothing has changed! Let's see your old flame do that!

Jay Mims writes booksblogs, and doesn't want you to be single on Valentine's Day! Jay lives with The Mimsus, a semi-adopted cat named Eartha Kitty, a lizard named Bob and a passive-aggressive Dalek named Steve. Jay is far funnier on Facebook then in real life. He is terrible at Twitter. Jay now has a website.
 

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