2. Mannequins – They scare the crap out of me.
3. Only one sock out of the dryer – Where did it go? It’s in the dryer? I put two in there? Where did the other one go?!!!
4. The birds who poop on my car – I don’t know who they are, because they’re never in the tree when I leave. They just sneak in like a ninja and let loose on my car.
5. People who come to a complete stop at a green light before turning RIGHT – THERE’S NO ONE ELSE WHO HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY! GO! YOU DON’T HAVE TO STOP!