There's something important you should know about me. I have a very warped sense of humor.
Also, I've seen this movie WAY too many times!
I have this weird double whammy of being inexplicably memorable to people combined with having the memory of a goldfish. 
He's seen some things. 
When a beautiful woman walks up to me and asks "Did we date in college?" I reply "Probably."
Ladies. 


 



