I'm often asked: What's the best way to maintain a healthy relationship? My answer: Meet a girl, don't date her for twelve years, find her again and then date, get engaged and get married within 12 months.
Oh, I should probably explain. I'm getting married today.
When I was but a young Mimsey, I met a girl named Chris. We were both taking the mandatory physical education course at college, which in this case meant we had to run a complete mile every morning at 8 AM in January, in the mountains. Yes, I went to college in the mountains. I majored in running shine with a minor in whittling.